Making sense of things

So Jimmy Clausen got punched in the face by a Notre Dame fan outside a South Bend bar. You already know this. The fact that he didn't fight back -- at all -- tells me pretty much everything I ever assumed about Clausen, as do the pictures (and pictures) that, um, don't exactly paint a flattering picture of his toughness.

But if you really needed to punch a Notre Dame player to get your frustrations out, wouldn't you pick somebody other than the team's best player and a future top-10 draft pick? Maybe the guy just likes to punch emus and got confused. I dunno.

I'm just thankful Photoshop and GIF expert LSUFreek (seriously, the guy is awesome) was able to show us the aftereffects and prove what really went down: