I have so many unanswered questions, specifically:
1. What the hell is going on in this video?
2. Why are these girls having some sort of romantic fantasy about an Iowa football helmet?
3. What the hell is going on this video?
Perhaps Mr. Sparkle can answer my questions:
Ehhh, I'm still pretty confused. Moving on ...
There's a lot of crazy shit at Every Day Should Be Saturday, but sometimes that craziness turns into flat-out awesomeness. I present black Jim Tressel:
It's Tressel's deep, unsoiled whiteness that makes him so goshdarned Tressel-ish. For proof of this, we performed a racial inversion experiment on Jim Tressel, and the stunning results follow:I have nothing to add.
Your move, Negative Doppelganger Tressel. Until further notice, Black Dandy Tressel is assuming command and dazzling you with the matching socks and style sharper than the laser-powered mind of Craig Krenzel himself.