Tough call for Jim Tressel

Some genius or another -- I think it was Bruce Feldman -- over at ESPN seemed genuinely puzzled yesterday when the Big Ten announced which players will be available to the press at media days in two weeks and Terrelle Pryor wasn't one of them.

Of course! I mean, he's such a well-spoken guy ... and on that note, here's a breakdown straight from Jim Tressel's typewriter version of Microsoft Excel (I have impressive hacking skills) on why Pryor wasn't invited to Chicago:
For the visually impaired, the breakdown goes:

• He might kill people, murder people, whatever (53%)
• I don't trust him to pass, let alone represent the program (27%)
• The biotches might expect something for free (12%)
• His "Mika Vick" eyeblack wouldn't be appropriate (8%)

It's good to know Tressel's been doing his research.